Demo mode · seeded sample data · no live token · no real payouts
FORM 1000-D · Rev. 1CONDUCTED BY THE OFFICE OF TRENCH STATISTICS
DEGENERATE POPULATION SURVEYOpen now

Nobody has
ever surveyed
the trenches.

There is on chain data on every wallet and zero data on the people behind them. How old they are. What they actually lost. What hours they trade. Which tools they hate. Nobody has ever asked, because nobody could pay enough people to answer honestly.

$SURVEY pays them out of creator fees. Fill the form, prove you hold, get paid every 2 minutes.

Responses filed
0
accepted and voided
Next payout round
01:04
every 2 min from creator fees
In the queue
0
paying 0.02 SOL each
Paid out so far
0.00
SOL across 0 payments
Section 01

How the money moves

01

Trading makes creator fees

Every buy and sell of $SURVEY produces a creator fee on pump.fun. Since January 2026 those fees can be split automatically across up to ten wallets at the protocol level.

02

The split feeds the treasury

A fixed share of every creator fee lands directly in the public treasury wallet. No manual claiming, no dev wallet holding the bag, no trust required. Watch the wallet.

03

You fill the form

Connect, sign a message to prove the wallet is yours, hold 10,000 $SURVEY, answer 51 questions. You join the payout queue.

04

Rounds close every 2 min

The treasury pays the queue in order, 0.02 SOL per verified response. Every round is logged with its transaction.

Fixed reward, not a split pot

Splitting a round's fees between whoever showed up sounds fair and is not. It pays a fortune at 4am when three people are awake and dust during a rush, so the correct play becomes waiting for a dead hour instead of answering honestly. A fixed reward with a queue removes the timing game.

Checked against the chain

Every other survey on earth is self reported with no way to verify. Here the respondent proved control of a wallet, so stated activity can be sanity checked against that wallet's own history. It is a confidence score, never a lie detector, because plenty of honest people trade from several wallets.

Why the data is worth something

Every terminal, launchpad, scanner and exchange in this market is guessing about the same user. They have wallet addresses and no idea who owns them. The aggregate results stay free and public. That is the point.

Section 02

Four core parts, one supplement

Everyone answers the same core. Then one of four supplements is assigned from your wallet, so the survey covers 87 questions of ground without making anyone sit through 87 of them. You answer about 51.

SUPPLEMENT 1

EQUIPMENT REGISTER

Terminals, bots and what you spend. Rate them honestly, the companies read this.

SUPPLEMENT 2

RECORD OF CASUALTIES

What got taken from you, and how. Nobody has ever measured this properly.

SUPPLEMENT 3

CONDITION OF THE OPERATOR

The parts nobody posts about. Answered anonymously, never stored against you.

SUPPLEMENT 4

THE LEDGER

Where the money came from, where it went, and whether any of it ever left.

Section 03

No findings yet

n = 0

Nobody has been surveyed yet.

Every chart on this site is drawn from real submissions. There is no sample data seeded in and there never will be, so this stays empty until the first person files.

Section 04

What we collect and what we do not

We collect
  • Your answers, as banded multiple choice
  • A one way hash of your wallet address
  • A one way hash of your IP and a coarse device signature
  • How long you took, and your wallet's public activity level
We never collect
  • Name, email, phone, country, city or date of birth
  • Exchange accounts, KYC documents or anything identifying
  • Your seed phrase or private key. Nothing here can move funds
  • Any link between your wallet and your answers in the sold dataset

Aggregate results are published free and forever at live results. Access to the cut and cross tabbed dataset is sold, and that revenue is what funds the survey after the fees slow down. Full terms on the legal page.

Questions in the bank
87
across core and four supplements
You answer
51
5 to 7 minutes
Aggregate results
Free
no key, no signup, forever

Nobody has ever surveyed us.
Be counted.

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